Jeremy Beadle's Death

Beadle Is No Longer About

I'm quite sad that Jeremy Beadle is dead. He seemed a good fellow, with a nice beard, and a bad hand. In homage to his death yesterday, aged 59, from pneumonia (poor cold Jeremy Beadle), i've made up a rhyme for him:

There once was a man called Jeremy,
Who would never commit a felony,
He had a bad hand,
But was no less of a man,
That's why I loved old Jeremy.

People and television stars alike have been paying tribute to him, as you would expect. All after me: "There's only one Jeremy Beadle, only one Jeremy Beadle/With his dodgy hand, and his cheeky grin, Beadle is a [enter superlative]!!"